A Family of Cannibals were converted to Catholics, so they started eating only fishermen on Fridays.
We were eating at an open air cafe when it started raining heavily. It took us an hour to finish our soup.
Wife to husband after party " you really made a fool of yourself at that party. I hope nobody noticed that you were sober"
What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer ? The hooker will stop screwing you once you're dead.
What do accountants use for contraception ? Their personality.
The doctor told me that it was okay for me to drink like a fish as long as I only drank what fish drank.
The police are investigating the theft of a large number of filing cabinets from a warehouse. They think it is the work of an organized crime ring.
Airconditioners are similar to computers in the sense that both become less efficient once you open windows.
Did you know that noses and toes are interchangeable ? Noses run and feet smell.
Isn't it supposed to be called a "teeth brush"?
The judge said to the young offender "I hope that this is the last time you have been brought before me"
" Why, Judge,are you retiring ?"
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